angizeye hayaatam dahid
in barzakh jaaye sardist

REALITY BITES:

SMSe Zizo: “emruz ruze jahaaniye fuzuliye. 1 soaali ke tahe delet munde va naporsidi azam bepors ghol midam javaab bedam (be dustaat befrest soaalaate jaalebi miporsan)”
vaakoneshe man: o_o
SMSe Maryam: “emruz ruze jahaaniye fuzuliye. 1 soaali ke tahe delet munde va naporsidi azam bepors ghol midam javaab bedam (be dustaat befrest soaalaate jaalebi miporsan)” hamin alaanam javaabe mano zizo ro miD! {aadamake dast be kamar, dar haale abru baalaa endaakhtan}
SMSe man be Maryam: {aadamak dar haale HAHAHA!} man hich soaali nadaaram merc!
SMSe Maryam: Goh mikhori hamin alan bayad soal koni vagarna na man na to! {aadamake dast be kamar, dar haale abru baalaa endaakhtan}
SMSe man: {aadamak dar haale HAHAHA!}
SMSe Maryam: MikhanD?! Bayad bokhori bad bakht (ino zizo goft) Dgam bahat harf nemizanam
SMSe man be hardoye aanhaa: {aadamak dar haale HAHAHA!} {aadamak baa khande zabunesh ro dar miyaare...!!!}
SMSe Zizo: MikhanD?! Bayad bokhori bad bakht (ino Maryam goft)
SMSe man: {{aadamak baa khande zabunesh ro dar miyaare}

fekre man ---> fuzuli... che fetnehaa

Maryam zang mizanad:

man: hehehehe!!
maryam: cheraa mikhandi?
man: ... fekr kardam jedi tahrimam mikonid!
maryam: ... haan?
man: SMS o inaa
maryam: AAHAAN!!! paak yaadam rafte bud!!! e! man gharaare bud dige baahaat harf nazanam!
man: .... ^^
BLAH
BLAH
BLAH
man: haalaa chi bud in hame gir daade budid?
maryam: khob mikhaastim bedunim to dust daari az maa che soaali beporsi
man:... hichi.... vali khob cheraa eyne aadam darkhaastetun ro matrah nakardid?!... 1 kalame bargardid begid felaan

NATIJE: ... hamishe harfetun ro baa seraahat bezanid. elm saabet karde mardhaa az baaziye "daryaafte neshaanehaa“ badeshun miyaad, va man injaam ke be shomaa begam ensaan az dustaane 8-9 saalash tavagho` daare be dast aavize SMS baraaye soaal porsidan az ham motevassel nashan... baa sepaas

HAASHIYE:
man: emruz tu raah ye dokhtare dabirestaanie fench ro didam daste Bfesh ro gerefte bud daasht az khate aaber rad mishod, daste pesare ham az in kaadohaaye ghermeze Valentine bud! {OOOOOGGHH!}
maryam: AY! cheghadr chendesh! ... ah ah ah!
man: aare! enghadr khandidam beheshun!... hanuz tahte pusheshe UNICEFan, ba`d Valentine ham migiran!
BLAH
BLAH
BLAH
khub shod "Note" ro dak kardam vagarna Valentine am ro be gand mikeshid!
KHANDE ... KHANDE
maryam: man aslan nemitunam tasavor konam to aasheghe kasi beshi yaa kasi aasheghe to beshe
man:... !!!... mam mitunam tasavor konam aasheghe kasi besham vali nemitunam tasavor konam kasi aashegham she ...ay! cheraa enghadr in kalameye la`nati ro tekraar mikonim?!
KHANDE ... KHANDE
man: aakhe man midunam cheraa momkene az kasi khosham biyaad, vali aslan nemifahmam cheraa kasi bayaad az man khoshesh biyaad
maryam: na to baahaali (o inaa)
man: man vase shomaa baahaalam, jelo gharibe haa ke mesle divaaram, aslan hichi ham nemigam o inaa
maryam: na age har pesari yekam baahush baashe mifahme to cheghadr baahaali
man: hehe! ... baahush budan mostalzeme aghl daashtane, aghl daashtan mostalzeme dokhtar budane
maryam: man age pesar budam bi derang toro migereftam... to khole mani!!
man: ^^'
BLAH
BLAH
BLAH
maryam: be Zahraa migam ye blast bezane “nesfe maghze Fatima pore alangu e”
man:...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NATIJE: ... shaayad behtar baashe enghadr vase bachehaaye mardom esm nazaarim


MADE IN MANY:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The world is full of shit
& so are you

by Me

AS THINGS CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE:

havas haaye khod raa aazin mibandid va be moghaddasaate donyaa ezaafe mikonid

tabi`ate heyvaaniyetaan raa baa nardehaaye baaghevahsh az haghighat jodaa mikonid

baa bastane fekre mardom fekretaan hamchenaan baste mimaanad pas zippe shalvaaretaan baaztar mishavad

arbade raa baalaa tar az zemzeme midaanid va mosht raa barter az aaghush

a`maaletaan raa be aghletaan nesbat midahid, va feleshe kerevaatetaan aghletaan raa be jaai digar

na khod dahandeye ensaaniyatid va na dahandeash raa ensaan mipendaarid ... vali hughughe ensaan raa dar dast migirid

tavaane fardiyetaan baraabare nakh haaye sukhteye sigaar ast va dudi ke maghzetaan raa baa khod be havaa mibarad

shomaa yek dudkeshid ... kesaafaate zamini raa aasemaani jelve midahid

she`r misaraaid taa baa nazdik kardane ghalb o fekre digari, dastetaan ham be daamanash nazdiktar shavad ... shomaa honarmandid

SH mesle shokolaat, mesle sham`, mesle shahvat

Valentine ruze aasheghaan ast ... ruze tavalode khoraafaat
ruze jelveye haghighate eshgh ... eskenaas

shomaa ma`shugheye man nistid
shomaa dastgaahe esperm saazi hastid ke in haarmoni raa aafarid

jahaan dar Valentine etaan helhele mikonad





****haghe chaap mahfuz ast****

*Dialog #1

a dear friend of mine: ...omfg, he said he loved you???!
me: yep!... he’s such an ass hole
a dear friend of mine: totally! & you don’t even like him!
me: yeeeaah!
a dear friend of mine: sooo... what about the other guy you liked?? did he say anything?
me: nope... he doesn’t even pay that much attention
a dear friend of mine: ... he’s gay
me: yeah, that’s exactly what I was thinking

Moral: if you tell a girl you love her you’re a jerk, if you don’t, you’re gay


*Dialog #2

friends at school: so what’s new?
me: I’ve recently thought of a new philosophy
friends: oh really? what’s it called? what’s it about??
me: it’s called “n+5” & this is what is says “if a girl has a 5min
relationship with a guy along with physical contact, she won’t forget him even after
N years... but if a girl has an N year relationship with a guy & no physical contact,
she’ll forget about him after 5mins”
pack of friends: FATIMA!! YOU’RE A GENIUS!! THAT IS SO F***ING TRUE!
me: {smiles with pleasure}

Moral: you’ve really gotta listen to me more often!
Masculine Moral: ........ you get the point

I thank my brain for constantly being on the "thinking" mode ... & it's not always as bad as it seems now, it's just that, it gets kinda weird at nights!

one of the major problems of the world is that "no one is doing the job they're supposed to do" ... we are all "fitted" into stuff that we don't really fit in (or is it just me?!)
half of the class I'm studying in hates dentistry... so we're not dentists... yeah, but we're "studying" it right? we shall one day become one right?... but we're not dentists... well then who the fuck is??? (I recently found out, one of my old classmates is ... she DREAMS of being in my shoes! haha!) ... oh god, this world is fucked (now why am I using this word so many times?!)

anywayz!

I wish I knew what my problem was, maybe then I could somehow get rid of the "misery" {points at the top} that's ruining my life... & I have no one to blame except for myself
you fight, you live, you give up, you're dead

& I really am sorry for the many many years I've wasted, & for the many many days I am wasting (& most probably will waste)
hah! I kinda feel like Neo! in the Matrix (part one) when the Oracle says: "it looks like you're waiting for something"

uuuhhh.... what crap... I should be band from entering public blogs & journals after 12!

sorry guys! just wanted you to get a picture of what's going on behind my shitty gallery (... ok that's a lie, I just felt like getting this off my chest)


moral of the story? -let us not fuck the moment (for some awkward reason, I’ve been repeating this phrase over the past few days)

have fun ya`all!
P.S.: I'm not Emo!